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Back from sabbatical

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Whew! This past month has been hell! Had to go offline for some reason then my phone decide to die, nd den I felt like dying too... Couldn't eat, couldn't sleep (like being heartbroken, damn I was heartbroken)πŸ’” I was sad and restless I was miserable I was practically sick, I can't emphasize how awful I felt..Like being in d stone age! This gadgets are truly d father of all addictions I AM GRATEFULLY GLAD TO BE BACK!πŸ€— Now listed below are d things that happened while I was away ( a summary of d last one month of my life) I slept a bit, ate a bit ( remember I told u I couldn't eat)😣 I read lots of novels (only thing I looked forward to)πŸ˜‚ I stared.........................at nothing............a lot! Took a night ride in d brt alone ( twas just me, d a.c nd brt tv) it was cool on some levels😎 Sat with an elderly man in a public transport, d said man ate friend yam dripped in oil,licked all ten fingers ( d oil got on d left hand too,it was really oily)...

Cold Feet....

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I was called for an interview holding at 9am today,so I woke up bright and early at 10 :D. Its not my village pipu,its my spirit;  my spirit was angry,is still angry 'cos they sent me a msg saying 'due to cv review,you have been considered for an interview at.....' I'm like Considered? Not invited or found worthy? Of all d words in the dictionary....... . Okay that's a lie. There are four main reasons why I didn't go. 1. It's a business consultancy firm, TTG studied Science ( dunno how they got me Cv) and i'm supposed to attend the interview less than 24hrs of receiving the message, biko where's the time to cram? 2. I don't like interviewers, especially those google-eyed ones that look like encyclopaedias. 3. Uhm, I don't really like interviews. 4. INTERVIEWS MAKES ME NERVOUS AS HELL!!! (I can't emphasise this enough) . So with these few points of mine, I think and u'll agree with me that i'm not designed to work...

Trashocurrency

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 This hundred naira note you are seeing is all shades of patched,i dont knw how d thug managed to wrap it with my balance yesterday without me noticing. It was a note from h*ll, dnt mind that It's looking decent now........#isourworko Only God knows where this horrible notes are coming from, as if we don't av enough issues to deal with...... I'm sha nor looking forward to spending this money today, abi isit everyday that someone likes to fight ni? Pls we need this notes out of circulation.... Enough is enough,abeg!

Macho love......

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I was gisting with a sister of mine this evening about that proposal video I talked about earlier and asides blaming the man,she talked about how ladies were desperate to get married without really knowing wat they are going into..... Then she opened up to me about her marriage.... Apparently the only thing that changed after her wedding is her marital status, Miss to Mrs...shikena! Her husband isnt romantic, whenever she suggests that they go on dates, he either shuns her or give her money to go by herself.......no couples talk, no watching movies together,no laughing (when is around he'll just be stronging his face,oga kilode) no playful touching except during sexual activities and that one is just 'touch and go'...like no affection, OF ANY KIND!!! She said she was so humiliated one day when they went to visit a family member and their food was served together. Husband refused to eat saying he can't eat in the same plate with her *Mogbe* my mouth was hanging ...

Scorned......

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There's this video going viral online about a lady that proposed to a guy at the mall..... When I saw the video there were a few observations I made.... First it was obvious that d guy didn't love d lady. I mean d lady was on her knees for so long......even if he was gonna reject, d first thing to have done as a gentleman was bring her to her feet especially since he was gonna reject, instead of parambulating like an idiot. He should have atleast collected d ring and taken her to a more private place Perhaps the lady had seen d sign of unseriousness in him dts why she decided to take that step..... Then to disgrace her by rejecting, whispering to her that he's married and then leaving her there, Haba! How heartless is that? I mean d lady must have gathered all the liver in this world before trying to pull that off! Thank God she took that step though, otherwise she would still be in dt relationship hoping and praying for something that would never be..... De...

Fame

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I came across this movie today on my system and I tell u it's Awesome! Especially for music lovers like myself, y'all need to see it! I'm sure it's one of the movies i've had for years and I never knew I had something this Amazing.... if u've seen Anybody Can Dance then u gonna love this too! Just like ABCD, Fame has bin added to the list of movies i'm Never deleting.... Malik, who is in d image above, is my favorite character...although stubborn and defiant, he's d definition of Strong, Resilient and a Survivor. The movie talks about the effects of failure and rejection, the feeling of not being good enough, Depression.... To you, who is fighting for strength and hoping for a change. To you, who is rejected, scorned and never celebrated. To you, who is unloved, depressed and praying for a miracle, You are not Alone, You are beautiful in your Uniqueness, You are here a a Special Being for a Special Reason. You are Brave and Strong.... A...

The Hearts of Men........

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I went to visit one of my close friends yesterday, she moved into a new apartment that boo helped her get last month and I hadn't been chanced to visit since. When I got there,after d usual banter and catching up...bae started gisting me about d recent happenings. Apparently she had been living a couples life with boo in the new apartment and she's started feeling d effects of a married woman,but........thats not the main gist. Boo said he wants his son, whom she never knew he had for the past 3 years of dating, to come live with them........ Then one son became 3......3 solid boys! I mean how can u date a man for 3 years and not know he has a child not to talk of children, there's got to be signs. He's divorced with the mother, but still which single lady in her twenties will reasonably go for a divorcee with 3 kids! *mogbe smiley* 3 boys for that matter! Personally I can deal with one, no one is perfect but thats my limit. Now the first son is living with th...