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See this fine woman...

On my way home this night, i passed by a group of guys (road sitters) and as usual they had something to say.... Guy 1: See this fine woman.. Guy 2: This one don marry o Guy 3: Shey u get money for hand ni Guy 2: We sef get small money to spend na..... And i lost track of d convo as i moved further away, however rather than feel annoyed or irritated as usual,i was actually pleased,here is the reason . First i was putting on a short form fitting dress that showed how slim i am..  Although i usually prefer loose fitting dress to give d illusion of fatness ๐Ÿ˜ that i lack.  Secondly,im on my natural hair which often enhance my baby face ๐Ÿ˜” So i always feel i look small whenever I'm dressed like that,however the fact that they tot i could be married makes me believe i prolly dnt look as small as i think The words 'woman' and 'married' pleases me A Lot! Cos the battle of small stature is real,peeps......

Onychopagy ( Nail biting)

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On my way out earlier today, i sat behind a victim of this compulsion in the bus.... It was an eye sore, seeing a grown ass mam chewing on nails without any form of discretion.. The journey took almost two hours with the traffic,and for the whole of this period he was alternating between his left and right hand,transferring items in the  occupied hand impatiently so he could resume the habit without pause.. I had to virtually hold my lips with my hands to keep from rebuking him,it was really irritating Funny thing is there was practically no nails to chew again sef and the guy finally realised almost at the end of the journey, only for him to start chewing his cheek. It was like watching a goat regurgitate. I can't imagine myself sharing a plate with such a person. Whats your opinion on nail biting?

A fan of Afang?

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This ryt here for the yorubas dat don't know is afang sewp Last week wen i got to work (i tutor part time) i had a whiff of something fishy nd a bit spicy, as soon as i opened the door. Then i saw my colleague coming from the toilet with a washed hand, i immediately shouted 'bring it out' she laughed and said she haff finished it. Finish wat? Afang na, haven't you eaten it before. No i haven't. Eyah and its nice o I went to my desk nd started work. Today i decided to see what the hype was all about, so i called her to help me get on her way to work .  Well first, it tasted like normal vegetable to me, nice and tasty. The only highlight was the pim pim troway inside๐Ÿ˜, i enjoyed that part.... I've decided to list all the igbo foods i avnt tasted. I've had Owo soup, banga and afang Next is edikaikong........... As a science student I've got to experiment. Have u tasted afang? How do u feel about it?.....