Back from sabbatical

Whew! This past month has been hell! Had to go offline for some reason then my phone decide to die, nd den I felt like dying too...
Couldn't eat, couldn't sleep (like being heartbroken, damn I was heartbroken)💔
I was sad and restless
I was miserable
I was practically sick, I can't emphasize how awful I felt..Like being in d stone age!
This gadgets are truly d father of all addictions

I AM GRATEFULLY GLAD TO BE BACK!🤗

Now listed below are d things that happened while I was away ( a summary of d last one month of my life)

  • I slept a bit, ate a bit ( remember I told u I couldn't eat)😣
  • I read lots of novels (only thing I looked forward to)😂
  • I stared.........................at nothing............a lot!
  • Took a night ride in d brt alone ( twas just me, d a.c nd brt tv) it was cool on some levels😎
  • Sat with an elderly man in a public transport, d said man ate friend yam dripped in oil,licked all ten fingers ( d oil got on d left hand too,it was really oily) and proceeded to rub d remaining oil on his elderly head🤢
  • Fought some more with conductors over d raggedy 100 naira notes that is trending
  • Met an igbo guy at d brt terminal, loves me dt same day nd expects me to 'understand' because 'i'm a big girl' I hate that last statement!😠 What's with all dis creepy pickup lines!
  • Came in contact with some really sweet agbalumo, planned to share it with mum but ended up licking every sweet one....so I decided to get lots to share d next day nd voila, agbalumo seller is nowhere to be found (lesson; do today what u think u can do tomorrow)
  • Dropped one kg..... remember I told u I couldn't eat.....so I'm a 24 years old woman weighing 49kg,smh for myself...
  • Planned to go out for Val's with a valless friend like myself,after all, if we don't take care of ourselves who will? Though fingers still crossed 🤞boo can still materialize before den...
  • Signed up to some dating sites today, where guys hit u up with 'hello sexy' 'My love' or ' Where are u staying' I'm getting done with that asap....like who does dat?
  • Oh, nd den I think I met future boo briefly at d  maternity clinic last week, I escorted a friend for anti-aging nd as we were coming out dis guy rushed by,I caught a glimpse of d cutie.....looked back nd I saw him looking back too😄......... however he didn't come back☹️...there are three possible scenarios that could have caused it
  1. He thought I came for ante-natal ( though I don't know how that's possible cos I av a 'very' flat stomach)
  2. He's probably married nd came to see his wife that just gave birth
  3. He's a doctor

None of this scenarios appeal to me.................

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