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 This hundred naira note you are seeing is all shades of patched,i dont knw how d thug managed to wrap it with my balance yesterday without me noticing. It was a note from h*ll, dnt mind that It's looking decent now........#isourworko

Only God knows where this horrible notes are coming from, as if we don't av enough issues to deal with......

I'm sha nor looking forward to spending this money today, abi isit everyday that someone likes to fight ni?


Pls we need this notes out of circulation.... Enough is enough,abeg!

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